Painter Parker "Everything But The Wall" Unisex T-Shirt

Somebody handed Painter Parker a roller. Now there's paint on the hat, the overalls, the boots, the drop cloth, and exactly one sad stripe on the actual wall. His professional opinion: "That's the first coat."

Made for the painter, the weekend DIYer, the guy who has been "almost done with the bedroom" since March, and anyone who has ever taped off a whole room and still hit the ceiling. A solid gag gift for the one who wears more paint than the walls do.

• Full-color print on the front
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex fit, sizes XS–5XL
• Printed to order just for you
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting.

A Brain Rot Bunch original, exclusive to Zar Clothing.