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Painter Parker "Everything But The Wall" Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
Somebody handed Painter Parker a roller. Now there's paint on the hat, the overalls, the boots, the drop cloth, and exactly one sad stripe on the actual wall. His professional opinion: "That's the first coat."
Made for the painter, the weekend DIYer, the guy who has been "almost done with the bedroom" since March, and anyone who has ever taped off a whole room and still hit the ceiling. A solid gag gift for the one who wears more paint than the walls do.
Full-color print on the front
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Unisex fit, sizes XS–5XL
Printed to order just for you
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Note: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
Printed for you after you order: please allow 2 to 5 business days for printing before it ships. Brain Rot Bunch items use separate shipping rates, shown at checkout, and may ship internationally where a shipping option is available at checkout. Printed items may arrive separately from the rest of your order.
Brain Rot Bunch items are printed for you when you order, so they can't be returned or exchanged for size or change of mind. If yours arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email info@zarclothing.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we'll replace it or refund you.
Unisex fit. Not sure which size? Email info@zarclothing.com with your usual size in another brand and we'll help you pick — printed items can't be exchanged for size, so ask first.
