Mechanic Max "Small Hands, Big Excuses" Unisex Hoodie

Cold garage, warm excuses. Mechanic Max has the wheel off, the axle bent, and bolts all over the floor, and he would like it on the record: "It was like that when you brought it in." He is not taking questions.

Built for early mornings in the shop, late nights in the driveway, and the buddy who "just needs to borrow a 10mm." Makes a great gag gift for any mechanic, tech, or backyard wrencher with dirty hands and a clean conscience.

• Full-color print on the front
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
• Printed to order just for you
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Note: the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.

A Brain Rot Bunch original, exclusive to Zar Clothing.