Substitute Sonny "First Day Teaching, Last Day Teaching" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Foreman Frankie "Small Boss, Big Problems"
Mechanic Max "Small Hands, Big Excuses"
Painter Parker "Everything But The Wall"
Overtime Ollie "Clocked In, Checked Out"
Lunchbox Lucy "Packed At 6, Eaten By 7"
Measure Twice Milo "Guess Once"
Hygienist Hazel "She Knows You're Lying"
Vet Vinny "Bitten Daily, Still Shows Up"
Pharmacist Phil "It Will Not Be Ready In 15 Minutes"
Chef Charlie "Cooks For 200, Eats Cereal For Dinner"
Waiter Wes "Smiling Outside, Screaming Inside"
Bartender Bo "Cheaper Than Therapy, Same Advice"
Lunch Lady Lou "Don't Ask, Just Eat"
Hairdresser Holly "It'll Grow Back, Probably"
Officer Otis "License, Registration And A Donut"
Firefighter Finn "The Hose Is Winning"
Delivery Dex "Knocked Once, Ran"
Security Stan "Asleep Since 9:15"
Coach Cal "Rub Some Dirt On It, You're Fine"
Teacher Trudy "In It For June, July, August"
IT Guy Iggy "Paid To Unplug It And Plug It Back In"
Customer Service Carl "Hold Time: Three Hours"
Accountant Andy "It's A Write-Off, I Think"
Car Salesman Sal "Talked To Nobody, Stood In The Hallway"
Nurse Nelly "Does All The Work, Doctor Gets The Credit"
Dentist Dottie "Asks Questions You Can't Answer"
Socket Sam "Gone But Not Found"
Concrete Cooper "Fresh Pour, Fresh Prints"
Apprentice Archie "Some Assembly Ignored"
Delivery Dolly "One Trip or Nothing"
Safety Sally "Zero Injuries, Zero Progress"
Drain Doctor Daisy "Not My First Duck"
Caulking Callie "Sealed With Confidence"
Toolbelt Theo "It's Behind Your Ear"
Demolition Danny "Swing First, Ask Later"
Circuit Cindy "Flip It and Find Out"
Excavator Ezra "Dig First, Call Later"
Gofer Gus "New Guy, Old Tricks"
Tree Trimmer Tate "Out on a Limb"
Forklift Freddy "Certified Somehow"
Insulation Izzy "Warm and Miserable"
Welder Wren "Strong Enough, Probably"
Crane Cora "Heavy Lift, Light Snack"
Flagger Faye "Slow and Slower"
Trucker Tuck "Low Bridge, High Hopes"
Tile Setter Tia "No Way Out"
Estimator Esme "Free Estimate, Expensive Answer"
Lineman Lenny "High Voltage, Low Altitude"
Locksmith Lola "Locked Out on the Clock"
Glazier Gwen "Fingerprints Included"
Dispatcher Dee "Full Schedule, Fuller Now"
Get-Well Gwen "One Tiny Scratch, Full Bed Rest"
Lawyer Larry "Bills By The Hour, Including This One"
Trainer Trey "He Said That Ten Reps Ago"
Doctor Dewey "You Waited 2 Hours, You Get 4 Minutes"
Surgeon Sully "Close Him Up, Nobody Saw That"
Chiropractor Chip "See You 3 Times A Week, Forever"
Therapist Tessa "We're Out Of Time, That'll Be $200"
Optometrist Ozzie "They're The Same And He Knows It"
Judge Jojo "Overruled, Go To Your Room"
Realtor Rita "Cozy Means Tiny, Character Means Broken"
Insurance Iris "Covers Everything Except What Happened"
Manager Marty "This Meeting Could've Been An Email"
HR Hannah "We're A Family Here, Sign This"
Programmer Paxton "Fixed One Bug, Made Seven More"
Intern Ivy "Paid In Experience"
CEO Cece "Sent From My Yacht"
Barista Bree "Spells Your Name Wrong, On Purpose"
Tattoo Taz "No Refunds, No Takebacks"
Photographer Phoebe "900 Photos, You Blinked In All Of Them"
DJ Dax "Presses Play, Takes The Credit"
Pilot Penny "This Is Your Captain, I Don't Know Either"
Flight Attendant Fran "We're Out Of Both"
Weatherman Wade "Wrong Every Day, Still Employed"
Referee Reggie "Missed It, Called It Anyway"
Anniversary Arlo "Breakfast In Bed, Kitchen In Ruins"
Big-Brother Brody "Big Brother, Did Not Sign Up For This"
Birthday-Week Daisy "One Birthday, Seven Parties"
Dance-Floor Desmond "First On The Floor, Last To Leave"
Flower-Girl Fifi "Whole Basket, First Step"
Graduate Gigi "Graduated, Still Can't Tie Shoes"
Moving-Day Maggie "New House, Best Box"
Over-the-Top Otto "Too Many Candles, Not Enough Cake"
Retired Ralph "Officially Retired From Chores"
Ring-Bearer Rocco "One Job, No Rings"
Surprise-Party Sammy "Perfect Timing, Wrong Guest"
Kids-Table Kenny "Still At The Kids Table"
Wishbone Wendy "Pulled Hard, Wished Harder"
Leftover Louie "The Leftovers Are The Main Event"
Nap-Time Nate "One More Plate, One Long Nap"
Carving Cora "First Time Carving, Last Time Carving"
Pie-Sneak Piper "One Bite From Every Pie"
Speed-Grace Gracie "Fastest Grace In The West"
Touchdown Tyler "Yells At The TV Every Year"
Cranberry Cleo "Homemade By The Can"
Doorbuster Bella "Skipped Dessert For Doorbusters"
Gift-Peeker Gabe "Shook It, Knows It"
Wrapping-Paper Willa "One Gift, Nine Rolls"
Tangled-Lights Leo "One Bulb Out, All Bulbs Out"
Cookie-Inspector Cole "Santa Gets The Crumbs"
Ugly-Sweater Uma "Ugliest Sweater, On Purpose"
Naughty-List Nora "Checked It Twice, Still Naughty"
Tree-Topper Toby "The Tree Has Other Plans"
Snow-Day Sid "Pajamas Inside Out, Still No Snow"
Regift Rory "Regifted With Love"
Return-Desk Ruby "December 26 Is Her Season"
Stakeout Stella "Waited Up For Santa, Asleep By 8"
Gingerbread Gemma "Built With Love, Held By Frosting"
Ball-Drop Beau "The Ball Dropped Right On Teddy"
Confetti Connor "Ten Seconds Of Fun, All Year To Clean"
Countdown Camila "Counted Down An Hour Early"
Gym-Plan Gideon "Resolution Lasted Ten Minutes"
Midnight Milo "Big Plans, Asleep By Nine"
New-Look Nova "Cut My Own Bangs And Teddy's Too"
Noisemaker Noah "Midnight Was Three Hours Ago"
Pots-and-Pans Priya "Midnight Marching Band"
Screen-Time Sasha "Less Screen Time, Starting Never"
Sparkling-Juice Sophie "Fancy Glass, Apple Juice"
Archaeologist Arden "Dug For Dinosaurs, Found The Sprinklers"
Astronaut Asher "Destination Mars, Curfew At Six"
Auctioneer Augie "Talks Real Fast, Sold The Couch"
Babysitter Bridget "Paid Ten Bucks, Earned A Million"
Banker Benji "Bank Of Me, No Withdrawals"
Concierge Colette "Five Star Hotel, One Star Bed"
Conductor Kofi "Next Stop, Same Stop"
Detective Dalia "World's Best Detective, Easiest Case Ever"
Director Dante "One More Take, Forty Takes Later"
DMV Dina "Take A Number, Take A Nap"
Dog-Walker Duke "Walks Six Dogs, Six Dogs Walk Him"
Driving-Instructor Drew "Teaches Patience, Has None"
Farmer Fern "Up At Dawn, Nap By Noon"
Fisherman Felipe "Biggest Catch, Wrong Fish"
Food-Critic Fiona "Five Star Taste, Nugget Budget"
Influencer Imani "Living My Best Life For The Camera"
Librarian Lila "Quiet Please, Loudest Shush"
Life-Coach Logan "Life Coach, Can't Tie His Shoes"
Lifeguard Lacey "Saves Lives, Saves Energy"
Mail-Carrier Maisie "Brave In A Storm, Scared Of A Chihuahua"
Museum-Guard Mo "Priceless Masterpieces On The Fridge"
News-Anchor Nadia "This Just In, Bedtime Is Canceled"
Park-Ranger Rowan "Park Rules, Teddy Breaks Them"
Rock-Star Roxy "Sold Out Tour, Audience Of One"
Substitute Sonny "First Day Teaching, Last Day Teaching"
Tour-Guide Tamsin "Grand Tour Of The Hallway"
Yoga-Teacher Yara "Inner Peace, Outer Chaos"
Backyard-Camping Caleb "Wilderness Expert, Backyard Only"
Barber Bruno "New Stylist, No Refunds"
Bedtime Benny "Lights Out, Eyes Wide Open"
Blanket-Fort Freya "Built A Fort, Lost The Couch"
Bubble-Bath Bianca "One Squirt, Whole House"
Bubble-Gum Bailey "Biggest Bubble, Worst Hair Day"
Cape-Jump Calvin "Superhero Landing, Teddy Pancake"
Finger-Paint Felix "Masterpiece On The Walls"
Gamer Grayson "One More Game, One More Meltdown"
Hide-and-Seek Hugo "Master Of Disguise, Feet Showing"
Karate Kai "Black Belt Attitude, White Belt Skills"
Lemonade Lucy "Small Business, Big Prices"
Loose-Tooth Luca "One Wiggly Tooth, Big Drama"
Magic-Trick Marco "Amazing Magic, Nervous Assistant"
Pancake Paulie "One Flip, Wrong Plate"
Piano-Practice Polly "One Song, All Day"
Picky-Eater Percy "Clean Plate, Stuffed Teddy"
Prankster Pearl "Totally Innocent, Totally Guilty"
Puddle-Jump Poppy "New Boots, Old Mud"
Roller-Skate Rosie "Full Speed, No Brakes"
Science-Fair Simon "Experiment Success, Kitchen Failure"
Show-and-Tell Shay "Show And Tell, Run And Yell"
Spaghetti Stevie "Pasta Night Everywhere"
Trampoline Tristan "One Bounce, New Neighborhood"
Archer Ari "Perfect Aim, Mostly"
Ballerina Bea "Perfect Spin, Dizzy Partner"
Bike-Ride Billie "He Let Go, A While Ago"
Bowling Bruce "Perfect Strike, One Bear Down"
Cannonball Callum "Perfect Splash, Ruined Tan"
Cheerleader Chloe "Top Of The Pyramid, Bottom Of The Pile"
Dodgeball Dev "Dodged Them All, Teddy Caught Them All"
Golfer Greta "Mighty Swing, Ball Didn't Move"
Home-Run Harper "Big Swing, Wrong Thing Flew"
Hula-Hoop Hana "Three Hoops, One Dizzy Bear"
Ice-Skater Ingrid "Graceful Spin, Graceless Bear"
Marathon Miles "Ran A Marathon Around The Couch"
Rodeo Rae "Hold On Tight, Teddy Let Go"
Skateboard Skye "Perfect Landing, Teddy Was The Ramp"
Slam-Dunk Desi "Slam Dunk, Teddy Assist"
Soccer-Star Sofia "Best Goal Ever, Wrong Net"
Surfer Zuri "Totally Tubular, Totally Wiped Out"
Weightlifter Winnie "New Personal Best, Teddy Is The Weight"
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Substitute Sonny "First Day Teaching, Last Day Teaching" Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
$29.99
Nobody is listening. Paper airplanes are flying, kids are on desks, and Teddy has so many airplanes stuck in his fur he looks like a pincushion.
A soft long sleeve tee with Substitute Sonny printed in full color on the front, for chilly mornings and substitute teachers, teachers, teacher aides and anyone who has had a first day go completely sideways.
Full-color print on the front
100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
Regular fit with side-seamed construction
Crew neck with cover-stitched collar
2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Unisex fit, sizes XS–2XL
Printed to order just for you
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
A Brain Rot Bunch original, exclusive to Zar Clothing.
Printed to order · Made for you after you buy
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Printed for you after you order: please allow 2 to 5 business days for printing before it ships. Brain Rot Bunch items use separate shipping rates, shown at checkout, and may ship internationally where a shipping option is available at checkout. Printed items may arrive separately from the rest of your order.
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Returns & exchanges
Brain Rot Bunch items are printed for you when you order, so they can't be returned or exchanged for size or change of mind. If yours arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email info@zarclothing.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we'll replace it or refund you.
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Sizing help
Unisex fit. Not sure which size? Email info@zarclothing.com with your usual size in another brand and we'll help you pick — printed items can't be exchanged for size, so ask first.
