Security Stan "Asleep Since 9:15" Unisex T-Shirt
Black / XS
$24.99
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Security Stan "Asleep Since 9:15" Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
Stan's shift started at nine. Stan's nap started at 9:15. The building has never been safer, as far as Stan knows.
A soft tee for security guards, night watch and anyone paid to keep an eye on things with both eyes closed.
- Full-color print on the front
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Unisex fit, sizes XS–5XL
- Printed to order just for you
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Note: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting.
A Brain Rot Bunch original, exclusive to Zar Clothing.