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Security Stan "Asleep Since 9:15" Unisex Hoodie

Black / S
$44.99
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Security Stan "Asleep Since 9:15" Unisex Hoodie

$44.99

Twelve camera screens, one chair that leans back and nobody around. Stan did the math and went to sleep.

A warm, heavy hoodie built for overnight shifts and guard shacks. Doubles as a blanket, which Stan appreciates.

  • Full-color print on the front
  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket
  • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
  • Unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
  • Printed to order just for you
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Note: the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.

A Brain Rot Bunch original, exclusive to Zar Clothing.

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